CHECK 1 CHECK 1-2 CHECK 3. YOU READY FOR SOME AMON SHIT?
SCREECHIN THAT DAMON THOMPSON-LIKE ANTI SHIT.
FIRST OFF I’MA SAY; IF YOU’RE A BENDER I’LL BE YOUR ENDER
MURDER BE MY GAME AND THE AVATAR I’LL MAIM
CAUSE I’M LOWER CLASS BUT RISING FAST GONNA MAKE IT LAST.
MY VOICE BE HITTING THE MIC WITH A REBELS RASP THROUGH MY MASK
PUTTING YOUR OFFICIALS IN FEAR CAUSE THEY KNOW CHANGE IS NEAR.
WALKING INTO YOUR GOVERNMENT TAKING OVER CAUSE IT’S CROOKED
YOU ABUSED YOUR POWER AND POSITION SO I CAME IN AND TOOK IT.
TRYIN TO RAISE UP THE PLEBEIAN TO RISE, REVOLT WITH A COLT, REBEL,
FUCK THE SYSTEM, SEND THE POWERED TO THEIR GRAVE IN HELL.
TEACH THE REST HOW THEY SHOULD BEHAVE
GONNA ROLL THROUGH THIS CITY LIKE A TIDAL WAVE.
AND YOU MAY BE WATER TRIBE, BUT WE’LL SEE THAT YOU’RE “OUT”.
*drops mic descends back into stage*
OUICK! SOMEONE MAKE A KORRA RAP RESPONSE! I WANT TO SEE THIS RAP BATTLE! IT SHOULD BE A THING! D8
oky I’ll do my best!!!
LOOK MOTHERFUCKER I’M THE AVATAR
I’VE GOT MORE RHYMES THAN I’VE GOT BATTLESCARS
WHAT YOU WANNA PLAY? COME BRING IT PUNK
I’LL FLAY YOU ALIVE, BEND YOUR BLOOD, AND LEAVE YOUR BODY IN MY TRUNK
SHIT! AMON, YOU LOOK SCARED, WHAT, CAN’T STAND STEADY?
TAKE OFF THE MASK BITCH AND COME FIGHT ME ALREADY
MY NAME IS KORRA FROM THE WATER TRIBE
I’VE BEEN BENDING FIRE, EARTH AND WATER SINCE I WAS FUCKING FIVE
EVERYONE SAYS I WAS BORN LUCKY AND BITCH YOU’RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE
oh my LSKDHGSKGH
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THIS ACT BEFORE YOU UP THE ANTE
I’M NOT TAKING ANY SHIT FROM REBELS OR A VIGILANTE
DON’T THINK YOUR RABBLE-ROUSING OR SMASHING UP SHOPS
JUST BRING THE CROWDS — YOU BRING THE METALBENDING COPS
THE AVATAR HUH? CUTE. BUT TO ME THAT MEANS DIDDLY
CLEAN UP YOUR TEENAGE ACT AND GET OUT OF MY CITY
AND DON’T THINK I WON’T BE WATCHIN YOU WITH MY EYES
I’M CHIEF OF POLICE YOU BEST RECOGNIZE
BITCH-ASS POSER WANNABES I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THE NAME IS BEIFONG I GOT SIX FINGERS ON ONE HAND
THERE ARE TIMES WHEN THIS IS THE GREATEST FANDOM EVER. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
- HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP LIN!!! YOU BEST STEP OFF MY PUPIL!! AYO! AYO JINORA D-D-D-DROP THE BEAT!
- NOW FIRST THINGS FIRST I’LL BEND THE AIR, THEN IMMA START ROCKING BLUE TATS AND NO HAIR.
- CAUSE THATS WHAT A MUTHFUCKIN AIRBENDER DO.
- JINORA,MEELO, IKKI, PEMA DATS MY AIRBENDER CREW.
- LIN MAD CAUSE I GOT MORE FLOW THAN A WATERBENDA,
- AMON U MAD CAUSE THERE AINT NOBODY TO DEFEND YA?
- ILL RUN OVER ALL OF YA WHILE I RIDE MY BISON.
- STUNTIN LIKE MY DADDY, BUT YALL BITCHES IS MY SONS.
- NEXT TIME YOU STEP TO ME, BEST BE DISCREET.
- UNDERSTAND WE FLY HIGH, WE BE THE LEAF.
MIC CHECK 1,2,1,2
YOU READY, ITS ME
THAT’S RIGHT BOLIN
YOU SEE ME ROLL IN
EQUALISTS? AVATAR? PUH-LEASE.
REPPIN’ THE REPUBLIC CITY STREETS
WITH THEM LADIES WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER
IMMA FUCK YOU UP GOOD
MAKE THE PROBENDING PAIN LINGER
BITCH, WHAT YOU SAY?
THINK YOU CAN WIN
IMMA KICK YO ASS RIGHT OFF ZONE THREE
HOPE YOU CAN SWIM
It seems as though you bitches have come for not only my son, but the new avatar as well. Well You all can Pipe down because the HBIC Has entered the Igloo. Peep My Flow.
UH, UH, YEAH, CHECK IT
NOW THE QUEEN REALLY NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION
AMON, HONEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LIPOSUCTION?
YOUR HEAD’S GOTTEN BIG, THOUGH YOUR BRAIN IS SMALL
I’LL BLOODBEND YOUR TRIFLIN ASS UP A WALL
A REAL OG IS HERE TO TELL
YOU POSERS TO STEP OFF CAUSE IM RAISIN HELL
YOU CAME FOR MY SON AND THE AVATAR TOO?
NEED I REMIND YOU I’VE SAVED THE WORLD BOO.
WATERTRIBE IN THE HOUSE, YOU BITCHES ARE SWEET
NOW BOW TO THE QUEEN AND GROVEL AT MY FEET.
I believe the young ones say “You just got served”
Tenzin fetch my robe
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR KATARA HOLY SHIT
SO TENZIN’S MAMA COMES TO THE RESCUE, WHAT A BIG SURPRISE
YOU TWO ARE OFF BAKIN’ COOKIES WHILE I’M DISHIN’ OUT THE RICE
THIS CITY WOULD FALL, IT WOULD CRUMBLE WITHOUT MY RULE
NOT THAT BALDY HERE WOULD NOTICE, HE’S OFF ACTIN’ A FOOL
SOMEONE OUGHTTA SLAP THOSE GARISH TATS OFF YOUR HEAD
IT’LL PROBABLY BE CHIEF BEIFONG AFTER YOU LET HER BACK IN BED
YEAH, I SAID IT, TENZIN - YOU’RE A CHEATING MANSLUT
ALWAYS TRYING TO BE LIKE DADDY BUT YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THE CUT
EVERYONE KNOWS WHO RUNS THE LAW IN THIS TOWN
IT AIN’T THE AVATAR, AND IT AIN’T SOME MASKED CLOWN
I GOT THE COUNCIL IN MY POCKET AND SOME ROOM TO SPARE
I LOCKED KORRA UP IN MY TRUCK AND SOON AMON WILL BE THERE
YOU BEST NOT FUCK WITH THE PONYTAIL MAN
DON’T NEED NO FULL MOON TO MAKE YOU RAISE YOUR HANDS
YOU’LL BE SWAYING, YOU’LL BE PRAISING
EVERYBODY’S GONNA SEE
TARRLOK’S GOT THE BITCHES, THE MOVES
AND EVEN TAHNO’S GONNA PEE.
I need this on my blog because I just need it.
New Team Avatar, drop me a beat.
It’s time to start some fires!!!
Yo Yo, The name is Mako, master of rhymes
I Been spittin’ fire since the beginning of time.
There’s a reason Korra calls me Mr.Hattrick
Cuz I got her, Asami and even Lin on my dick.
Amon and your Equalists ain’t nothin’ but liars
If yall ain’t ‘cool under fire’
then yall are gonna expire.
Tarrlok should stick to spinnin’ stories over spinnin’ records
His rhymes are slow like two old men playin’ chinese checkers!
Counselor? Oh please.
You need some counseling yourself.
Your rhymes stink like some disease
Mine will scorch you like Hell
It’s my desire to help Korra take you down.
Now someone come present me with my flame shaped crown.
OMG THEY’RE BACK AND IT’S GOTTEN EVEN BETTER
WHOA! Wait a second and step back and relax,
Ya’ll need to reconsider here, and look at your facts.
You benders are out numbered like a hundred to one,
So shut up, sit tight, hang back, till I’m done.
I may be just a doorman but I fight like a beast,
Bashing suckas skulls in with my wrench to say the least.
I’ll take three of ya’ll out before you can count to ten,
then pick you back up, dust you off, and do it again.
Mako you priss punk, Im gunna smash you first,
Then crush your lame brother, and stick him inside a hearse.
When Korra’s down on the street, you can raise my fists in glory,
Because my rhymes don’t stop like the never ending story!
Spread this. Share this. Do this. Yes.
Reblogging because…..yes. Do this.
Not what I usually reblog but holy chaos that’s smart
My parents made sure me and my sister had a passwords for this exact reason. I even still remember the password…
who in the fucking world
we did it bro
a portal cake joke in 2014
jesus didn’t die for this
Hear me out just push play and watch this gif
One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab.
The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.
Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.
Can’t keep meowt. [video]
Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door? They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?! This cat is hardcore.
fuckin cats man
They literally just need to buy a doorknob
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than painI feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road.
And don’t drill holes in them or paint em. Its painful and toxic and you’ll make the poor things cry!
Our turtles love having their heads and chins scratched. And a light pat on their shells. No hits, or thumps. They love good pets, please pet them with love.
Shells are LITERALLY their backbone, imagine if someone thumped you hard on the spine. It would suck right? Don’t do it.
Also their shells are covered in a VERY thin layer of fingernail-like material called scutes. When you paint it, a) it’s very easy for the toxins in the paint to absorb into the turtle’s system and poison them, b) it cuts off circulation to the thin layer of living skin below the scutes, c) it deforms the shell because turtles, especially young turtles, grow rapidly and the paint will inhibit proper shell growth and d) prevents the turtle from absorbing necessary vitamin D from UV rays (you know, that stuff they need to live). NEVER EVER PAINT A TURTLE EVER.
Next time you want to knock on a turtle/tortoise shell, go ask your neighbor to punch you in the ribs, and see how that feels. Not only is it the spine, but their lungs sit near the top of the curve as well—THIS IS WHY TURTLES/TORTOISES CAN DIE IF LEFT FLIPPED OVER TOO LONG, IT IS VERY DISTRESSING FOR THEIR BODIES.
be gentle with living beings you are responsible for.
- Has gotten people killed
- Has gotten people abused
- Has gotten people kicked out of their house
- Has gotten people raped
- Has hurt a feeling or two on the internet
So hatred is cool as long as it’s more mild hatred,
please stop murdering us and we’ll stop hating you, how does that sound